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May. 15th, 2008
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finuala
Weird Night
May. 15th, 2008 08:06 am...
Ok, so yes, I did a meme first, I needed to get tea in me and it was nice.
I had a very odd night last night. I got a weeks ironing done for Giles then put some food together, Ida (the infernal machine) is still playing up so I tried twice and then gave up and read my book. I did some texting but then started to fall asleep just after 9pm so rather than fight the inevitable and miss saying 'goodnight' I texted everyone sweet dreams and turned off my light.
I woke up, I'm sure I did, my clock said 02:50, I went to the loo, went back to bed and nodded off again, I then woke up again at about 03:15 with a splitting headache bordering on migraine, feeling really sick with a terrible stomach ache. It brought me to tears and I know this part is true because I found the damp tissue next to my bed this morning and it wasn't there when I went to sleep.
I don't remember anything after struggling out of bed to get migraleve, I must have gone back to sleep at some point though because I woke up with my alarm at 06:15. No headache (well, no worse than normal) no stomach ache and no sickness!!
So, worthy reader, did I dream the pain?
Ok, so yes, I did a meme first, I needed to get tea in me and it was nice.
I had a very odd night last night. I got a weeks ironing done for Giles then put some food together, Ida (the infernal machine) is still playing up so I tried twice and then gave up and read my book. I did some texting but then started to fall asleep just after 9pm so rather than fight the inevitable and miss saying 'goodnight' I texted everyone sweet dreams and turned off my light.
I woke up, I'm sure I did, my clock said 02:50, I went to the loo, went back to bed and nodded off again, I then woke up again at about 03:15 with a splitting headache bordering on migraine, feeling really sick with a terrible stomach ache. It brought me to tears and I know this part is true because I found the damp tissue next to my bed this morning and it wasn't there when I went to sleep.
I don't remember anything after struggling out of bed to get migraleve, I must have gone back to sleep at some point though because I woke up with my alarm at 06:15. No headache (well, no worse than normal) no stomach ache and no sickness!!
So, worthy reader, did I dream the pain?
...
Disclaimer: I realise these are sweeping generalisations about marital status,
I don't mean anything by it, just sharing a giggle:
Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting
about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night
all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over
their eyes.
After a few days they meet up for lunch.
The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he
found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw
me and said, "You are the woman of my dreams. I love you." Then we made
love all night long.
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and
I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a
raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had
wild sex all night.
The married woman:
I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband
came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and
a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said,
"What's for dinner, Batman?"
Disclaimer: I realise these are sweeping generalisations about marital status,
I don't mean anything by it, just sharing a giggle:
Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting
about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night
all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over
their eyes.
After a few days they meet up for lunch.
The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he
found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw
me and said, "You are the woman of my dreams. I love you." Then we made
love all night long.
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and
I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a
raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had
wild sex all night.
The married woman:
I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband
came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and
a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said,
"What's for dinner, Batman?"
