Joke

[zahryn]

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Disclaimer: I realise these are sweeping generalisations about marital status,
I don't mean anything by it, just sharing a giggle:


Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting
about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night
all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over
their eyes.


After a few days they meet up for lunch.


The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he
found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw
me and said, "You are the woman of my dreams. I love you." Then we made
love all night long.


The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and
I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a
raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had
wild sex all night.


The married woman:
I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband
came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and
a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said,
"What's for dinner, Batman?"