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Nov. 19th, 2007 10:07 am...
I found the email at work with "The Bible according to Chuck Norris"
( Chuck Norris )
Edit: 41. If you spell 'Chuck Norris' in scrabble, you win. Forever!
Edit: 42. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
Edit: 43. Chuck Norris shot down an enemy fighter plane by pointing at it with his finger and shouting BANG!
Edit: 44. Chuck Norris doesn't wear pants, pants cling to Chuck Norris for protection.
I found the email at work with "The Bible according to Chuck Norris"
( Chuck Norris )
Edit: 41. If you spell 'Chuck Norris' in scrabble, you win. Forever!
Edit: 42. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
Edit: 43. Chuck Norris shot down an enemy fighter plane by pointing at it with his finger and shouting BANG!
Edit: 44. Chuck Norris doesn't wear pants, pants cling to Chuck Norris for protection.
